What Your Favourite Juice Says About You

Have you got a go-to juice? You might think it’s just a drink, but we know better. Your favourite juice says a lot about your personality—more than you’d probably admit. Of course, this is all in zest, so don’t take it too seriously… but who doesn’t love a bit of juice-fueled self-reflection? Here’s the low-down on what each flavour reveals about you. If you're not sure where you stand, don’t worry—we’ll spill the tea (or juice, rather).

Orange Juice: The Snack-Stashing Socialite

You’re the friend who never leaves the house without a snack (granola bars, anyone?), speaks to your mum every day, and somehow manages to stay glued to your phone without ghosting anyone. You’ve probably got a pair of ‘work slippers’ under your desk, and everyone knows you’re the go-to for a casual dog walk or coffee catch-up. Oh, and you’re the keeper of all the gossip, which makes you the best person to grab brunch with—just make sure you’ve got snacks in your bag. Again.

Tomato Juice: The Quirky Crowd-Pleaser

The comedian of the group, you’ve got a quirky hat collection and an even quirkier sense of humour. Losing your phone twice a day? Standard. Wearing shorts in the middle of winter? Absolutely. You’re also the first to haggle at a car boot sale on a Sunday morning—because why pay full price when you can talk it down? People love having you around because you’re always good for a laugh, even if you’re still hunting for your phone (again).

Pomegranate Juice: The Competitive Connoisseur 

You’re competitive, and you don’t try to hide it. Whether it’s board games or dinner parties, you will win. You’ve got a bit of a food snob streak, and you can’t walk past a vintage shop without popping in for a quick browse. But here’s the thing—you’re also the hostess with the mostess, and no one gives better presents than you. You’re classy, a little extra, and definitely not touching that public toilet door handle.

Pink Grapefruit Juice: The Wholesome Organiser

You’ve got life together in a way that makes other people either admire you or secretly hate you—just a little bit. You never forget a birthday, plan everything to a T, and show up at the airport a full four hours early. You’re also the person who coordinates their socks with their outfit, every single time. Annoyingly organised? Maybe. But you never turn up to a party empty-handed and probably already have next year’s holiday booked. Basically, you're the go-to when someone’s life needs sorting out.

Pineapple Juice: The Wild One

Main character energy? You’ve got it in spades. You’re the wild one, always claiming you know the way—until you get hopelessly lost. But hey, it’s part of your charm. You’ve probably got an embarrassing tattoo (or three) and definitely can’t be seen before noon on a Sunday. First on the dance floor, last to leave, you live for the moments when the music’s pumping and everyone’s following your lead. Just don’t ask you for directions.

Cranberry Juice: The Party Starter

Fancy dress party? You’re there. Controversial opinion? You’ve got a few. You’re the one who starts debates (and absolutely loves it) but also brings the laughs with your dating disaster stories. With the loudest laugh in the room and a memory for faces (but never names), you’re the life of the party—whether anyone’s ready for it or not. Impulsive and a bit chaotic, but never boring.

Apple Juice: The Organised Early Riser

You’re the organiser of the group chat, the admin of all plans, and the one who takes pride in keeping everyone’s lives in order. A morning person (and annoyingly smug about it), you love a bit of reality TV as your guilty pleasure and will absolutely judge people who stand on the wrong side of the escalator. Also, Wordle addict? Yeah, that’s you, and you own it.

So, there you have it. Whether you're sipping on classic orange or living life on the wild side with pineapple, your juice says a lot about who you are. If you're ready to embrace your juice personality (and avoid running out when your mood strikes), our subscription service has got your back. After all, what’s worse than finding out the fridge is empty when you’re in full juice mode?